GERONIMO!!!!

Well tonight kicked off VBS at our church. We had a night at the city's Aquatic Park. Shelby invited a neighborhood friend (Madison) and we had a blast. It was my job to watch them. Madison is a couple years older and quite proficient at swimming. Shelby is a floater...depending on her Hannah Montana life jacket to keep her up. Madison was jumping off the diving board and riding the slides. Shelby was jumping off the side of the pool. I tried to get her to jump off the low diving board....NO GO! She would get on the board, then turn and run back down! I did not pressure her....it will come in time.
I did jump off of the diving board. You know...the fat boy jump. CANNON BALL!!!! or to switch it up....CAN OPENER!!! Have you noticed that every fat guy has these two jumps in his bag of tricks? I think it is because diving without a splash is impossible. When you displace as much water as I do...there will be a splash. So rather than fight fate...embrace it with the Cannon Ball or Can Opener! Anyway, we had fun. I can't wait for VBS tomorrow.